Differences between men n women
NICKNAMES
If laura,Suzanne, debra and rose go out for lunch,they will call each other laura,Suzanne, debra and rose.
If mike,bob,dave and john go out,they will affectionately refer to each other as fat boy,Godzilla, peanut head and scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives mike,bob,dave and john will each throw in £20,even though it's only £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller,and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get there bill,out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,toothpas te,shaving cream,razor, a towel and a bar of soap from the holiday inn. the average number of items in a womens bathroomis 337!
A man will not be able to identify most of these.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats,but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change,but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping,water the plants,empty the garbage(after all that is her job!!!) answer the phone,read a book And get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Children,a women knows all about her children.she knows about dentist appointments and favourite food. She also knows about romance,best friends,secret fears,hopes and dreams.
However,a man is vaguely aware of some of the shorter people living in his house.
AND FINALLY
Any married,engaged or single man should forget his mistakes,theres no use in two people remembering the same thing cos…..
When a woman says: "this place is a mess,you and I need need to clean!!!!!! Your pants are on the floor!!, and you'll have no Clothes for work if WE don't do the laundry,NOW! !!!" . a man actually hears:……"this place…..blah…blah… .blah….blah… .. You and I….blah…blah…blah… on the floor…..blah…NOW
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